Sean: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Making an outfit."
Sean: "Oh, what's the theme?"
Me: "Rock collecting."
Sean looks at the screen, then looks at me. "In those shoes?"
Point taken. So, above: an outfit for the sort of rock collecting that involves clicking and ordering, or buying up pieces of pyrite and dyed agate from the souvenir bins at natural history museums.
Below: an outfit for the field.