Measuring spoons of pleasing geometry.
A jar for storing vinegar (instead of letting it brew in your heart).
Cheerful scrubbies to help in summiting what my friend Abbey calls "dish mountain."
A box of tropical fruits, for a taste of sunshine.
"A rare and amusing book about food, about those who eat it and those who prepare it." (Also available here.)
Sky plates to make any meal a little more magical.
Cocktail picks, because crafting elaborate garnishes > crafting elaborate meals.
A stylish toaster oven with the all-important "pizza" setting.
Dedicated cooking clogs, to cosplay at cheffiness.
Edible gold flakes, for making boxed mac and cheese EXTREMELY fancy.
A case of highly rated ramen, because noodle soup cures all. (Other amazing options here).