gifts for knowledge-hungry and nonsense-loving nine-year-olds

 



























A print subscription to The Week Junior, for something interesting to read while they scarf down breakfast.

A programmable Xtron Pro, so that part of screen time is learning how the things that appear on screens come to be.

A kit to make a cake that looks like a strictly regulated and deeply beloved foodstuff.

Assorted candy eyeballs, to give boring foods personality.

Several soft-back volumes from Fantagraphics' brilliantly designed The Complete Peanuts and a nifty Jotblock to encourage comic strip doodles.

The Snakes of Wrath, a tile game that rewards the sneaky and the clever.

Woset Soil, a soft paper clay that can be tinted with paint to make squishable shapes.

A teensy, tiny bar of pure gold that is both treasure and a never-ending math problem, given fluctuating market values.

A lightbulb that makes any room a rainbow.

A fluffy cotton bathrobe, because the nine-year-old I live with is dedicated to his nightly post-bath robe relaxation moment.


A kit by Kraul to make a basket cable car, to ferry snacks in and out of cardboard forts. (The Make.Do cardboard tool kit has been a HIT in our house for years now.)

Huggable toilet paper, because it is the silliest thing, and they still sleep with stuffies.